BeWaRe...

I'm not all that innocent, yes it is true

I'm not all sweet or cuddly or full of fun too.

I like to hit, pinch, kick, and bite

I like to scream with all of my might.

I may be small but can act very big

As I like to take all of the stuff from the fridge.

I will steal what I want when I want it too

And I will hide it in the toilet, far away from you!

(yes, those animals are in the base to my Cone vacuum)

When people are laughing I am ecstatic

And I will dance, sing, and act goofy to make it happen.

I love to play with my books, balls, and trucks

But I also love to play with my animals oh so very much.

I may have a cute face and eyes a pale blue

But if your hand gets too close,

Instead of 5 fingers you may end up with 2.

I've been told by so many I act like my Daddy,

But I am my Mommy's boy, just ask my Grammy!

Most people who know me would say I'm an angel,

But beware of the little devil that comes out on occasion!